<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333</id><updated>2011-07-28T12:12:25.996-07:00</updated><category term='fuck'/><category term='doesn&apos;t change facial expressions'/><category term='iron chic'/><category term='flexib'/><category term='death'/><category term='smfa'/><category term='poor taste'/><category term='art'/><category term='per ubu'/><category term='wtf'/><category term='data art'/><category term='bearhug'/><category term='megalodon'/><category term='bicycles'/><category term='TMNT'/><category term='santa on fire'/><category term='zine fair'/><category term='fixe magazine'/><category term='hardcore punk'/><category term='felix leblanc'/><category term='bucket of blood'/><category term='giant octapus'/><category term='gif'/><category term='melinda go'/><category term='google maps'/><category term='melodic hardcore'/><category term='qr code'/><category term='mammoth'/><category term='tofutti'/><category term='vegan'/><category term='mission hill'/><category term='web 1.0'/><category term='pizza'/><category term='performance art'/><category term='butt hole road'/><category term='blastfest'/><category term='grim'/><category term='metal'/><category term='flickr'/><category term='treadmill'/><category term='ninjaturtles'/><category term='illustration'/><category term='bad bike photography'/><category term='fashion is for idiots'/><category term='cat'/><category term='cambridge ma'/><category term='cotemporary art'/><category term='boston'/><category term='papercut zine library'/><category term='skanking'/><category term='street'/><category term='punk'/><category term='segway'/><category term='cloning'/><category term='mating'/><category term='ubuweb'/><category term='black metal'/><category term='zine'/><category term='zine workshop'/><category term='karawane'/><category term='inspiration'/><category term='bad ideas'/><category term='roomba'/><category term='democracy center'/><category term='helmet'/><category term='animation'/><category term='stoner metal'/><category term='neodada'/><category term='netart'/><category term='bad design'/><category term='yakkay'/><category term='issue 6'/><category term='dildo'/><category term='cycling'/><category term='storefront library'/><category term='cuties'/><category term='bill viola'/><category term='scandals'/><category term='johnny rad'/><category term='pilf'/><category term='open letter'/><category term='science'/><category term='meme'/><category term='handmaiden'/><category term='skeletons'/><category term='veganism.'/><category term='awesome'/><category term='indie'/><category term='culinary arts'/><category term='fashion'/><category term='ascii'/><category term='olde growth'/><category term='alter modernism'/><category term='video art'/><category term='asstokick'/><category term='t-rex'/><category term='ass to kick'/><category term='fail'/><category term='new mexico'/><category term='park'/><category term='gmail'/><category term='alleghany'/><category term='joecurry'/><category term='shut up zine'/><title type='text'>Ass to Kick</title><subtitle type='html'>Your computer just caught on fire.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>45</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-5505472026057105917</id><published>2010-09-12T08:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-12T08:10:08.507-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='melodic hardcore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iron chic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='indie'/><title type='text'>Iron Chic</title><summary type='text'>

So I'm going to straight-up admit I've been a total shitass this summer in terms of making Ass to Kick 7, drawing,  updating my blogs, going to shows, friggin etceteras. Since my job is starting to slow down and I'm getting more than one day off at a time, I'm making an honest effort to get my crud back together.

I don't like doing album reviews a whole lot because technically speaking, I lack</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=5505472026057105917' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/5505472026057105917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/5505472026057105917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/09/iron-chic.html' title='Iron Chic'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7024350621659556847</id><published>2010-06-28T19:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-28T19:28:33.919-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cambridge ma'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cotemporary art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asstokick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='performance art'/><title type='text'>Wanna see me stick a bunch of stuff down my pants?</title><summary type='text'>
Cambridge's much treasured gallery MEME had a run of exhibitions where selected artists opened up temporary shops for commerce. My friend Taylor had her shop, POST TRADING, set up as an interactive space for the creation of custom performance video documents. I paid her some of my hard-earned dollars to videotape me and put it on the internet. My goal was to take every object in her collection </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7024350621659556847' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7024350621659556847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7024350621659556847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/06/wanna-see-me-stick-bunch-of-stuff-down.html' title='Wanna see me stick a bunch of stuff down my pants?'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/TClYrtEgrtI/AAAAAAAAAUk/q6F-dyLS24g/s72-c/Picture+11.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-4031516429665697557</id><published>2010-04-22T18:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-22T18:44:15.007-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scandals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joecurry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pilf'/><title type='text'>PILFgate</title><summary type='text'>
Right now a couple of people are out in the world looking at photos of punkers and deciding if they'd like to fuck 'em or not. The result is this NSFA (Not Safe For Anything) blog, fuckyeahPILFs. PILF, of course, means Punk I'd Like to Fuck.  Approprated/reblogged photos of duded re-context into an index of two girls' fuckability criteria? I'm glad it's out there. It's got it all, too: street </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=4031516429665697557' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4031516429665697557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4031516429665697557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/04/pilfgate.html' title='PILFgate'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/S9D3hGq4oLI/AAAAAAAAATA/vNYw1xNqtlM/s72-c/Picture+14.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-609184405500053333</id><published>2010-04-20T18:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-20T18:37:20.423-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='olde growth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stoner metal'/><title type='text'>Olde Growth, Self-Titled album</title><summary type='text'>The past couple of months I've been stoked on new music coming out of Boston hardcore punk, metal, etc. There's awesome new stuff from established bands as well as exciting new demos that have fallen into my hands. For enthusiasts of stoner metal, if you haven't checked out Olde Growth then you have problems.


I'm not great at comparing music and writing shit like "the guitars remind me of Jimmy</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=609184405500053333' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/609184405500053333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/609184405500053333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/04/olde-growth-self-titled-album.html' title='Olde Growth, Self-Titled album'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/S85VtBNkTRI/AAAAAAAAAS4/FWktZP3usrU/s72-c/Picture+12.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7341324664884144381</id><published>2010-03-20T06:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-20T06:53:14.534-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ass to kick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='papercut zine library'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blastfest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zine fair'/><title type='text'>Papercut 'Zine Fest 2010!</title><summary type='text'>Today is the annual Papercut Library 'Zine Fair! There are about 18 different exhibitors all with crazy amounts of 'zineage on a various amount of topics. I, unfortunately, can't make it, but my roommate and friend Krystina will be tabling for both her projects and Ass to Kick. The 'Zine Fair is from 11 AM to 7 PM at the Cambridge YMCA. Blastfest, a music fest by Jamaica Plain's Whitehaus, is </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7341324664884144381' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7341324664884144381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7341324664884144381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/03/papercut-zine-fest-2010.html' title='Papercut &apos;Zine Fest 2010!'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-190171148163189705</id><published>2010-03-19T15:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-19T15:44:55.815-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gif'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cotemporary art'/><title type='text'>8  Bitz Per Pixel - Meme Gallery</title><summary type='text'>
Holy crap, I got into an art exhibition. Gallery MEME (55 Norfolk St, Cambridge) is hosting 8 Bitz Per Pixel. What makes this title great is that it sounds like it should be about retro video games but it totally isn't: it's about animated GIF files.  I've got four pieces touching on themes from babies with problems to animals doing rad stuff.

If you can't make it to the super exciting </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=190171148163189705' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/190171148163189705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/190171148163189705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/03/8-bitz-per-pixel-meme-gallery.html' title='8  Bitz Per Pixel - Meme Gallery'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-468212329470331581</id><published>2010-03-12T20:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T20:05:25.054-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giant octapus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='megalodon'/><title type='text'>Giant Violent Sea Creatures</title><summary type='text'>
Holy crap, that is an awesome poster. It's a great idea, but I feel most would dismiss this movie as just another c- movie not worth the time. That's why this clip is so important to understanding this movie


The whole thing's on You Tube in parts, so definitely seek it out. It's actually not as horrible as you think, but it's a little lacking in the epic destruction part. I would have loved to</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=468212329470331581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/468212329470331581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/468212329470331581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/03/giant-violent-sea-creatures.html' title='Giant Violent Sea Creatures'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-4452753797952336928</id><published>2010-01-10T15:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T15:54:03.681-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flexib'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='felix leblanc'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illustration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='performance art'/><title type='text'>Flexib - Drawing Disapperance show at MEME Gallery</title><summary type='text'>
  
MEME, a contemporary art gallery in Cambridge just had an exhibition/performance by artist Flexib (Felix Leblanc). Prior (and during) the event the artist asked for submissions of drawings from the general public. I'm friends with the artists currently running the gallery and knew this had to be good, so I made it over to the gallery on the second day to drop off some illustrations. Everyday </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=4452753797952336928' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4452753797952336928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4452753797952336928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2010/01/flexib-drawing-disapperance-show-at.html' title='Flexib - Drawing Disapperance show at MEME Gallery'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/S0pnxu6o0JI/AAAAAAAAASk/IWAwFewsNM4/s72-c/IMG_5230.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-6975582457135909746</id><published>2009-12-30T10:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-30T11:07:18.617-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='helmet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion is for idiots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yakkay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bicycles'/><title type='text'>Have fun when your neck snaps</title><summary type='text'>


This is a little off the beaten path for AtK content, but helmets are important. Helmets made for cycling may or may not make you look like a "dweeb" they are pretty essential for keeping your brain inside your skull and your friends upset over you dying like a total jerk.

Yakkay is a new company designed for total norms who want to ride a bike, but not have their fashion-conscious aesthetics</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=6975582457135909746' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/6975582457135909746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/6975582457135909746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/12/have-fun-when-your-neck-snaps.html' title='Have fun when your neck snaps'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SzuWocjWQZI/AAAAAAAAASU/wJkGmaJgshE/s72-c/Picture+9.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-8073954412204257624</id><published>2009-12-09T13:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-09T13:38:17.925-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='papercut zine library'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zine workshop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='storefront library'/><title type='text'>Immediate 'Zine Project</title><summary type='text'>

December 12 marks the day the Papercut 'Zine Library collective is hosting a workshop, inviting all to create a page for an on-the-spot 'zine. From the Facebook event page:
Papercut staffers will lead a conversation exploring the big questions of: What's a zine? Where do zines come from? Why do people make them? What do they look like? If I were to make a zine, how big should I make the margins</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=8073954412204257624' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/8073954412204257624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/8073954412204257624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/12/immediate-zine-project.html' title='Immediate &apos;Zine Project'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-2403231144939251128</id><published>2009-12-08T17:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T17:21:13.735-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shut up zine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asstokick'/><title type='text'>Ass to Kick blogged at Shut Up Zine</title><summary type='text'>
 
A couple weeks ago I got e-mailed by the editor of Allston's Shut Up! 'zine asking for more info about it all. I sent her a few blurbs and and she's posted some nice things about AtK6, as well as some scans. If you're wondering how to get a copy of that issue (or any other) send me an e-mail. If you know someone who has a copy of any issue of Ass to Kick, steal it and photocopy it (the more </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=2403231144939251128' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2403231144939251128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2403231144939251128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/12/ass-to-kick-blogged-at-shut-up-zine.html' title='Ass to Kick blogged at Shut Up Zine'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/Sx75XtRLx6I/AAAAAAAAASI/ZlIPgUvkEd4/s72-c/Picture+4.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7932022961699071481</id><published>2009-12-08T09:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T09:04:23.281-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black metal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grim'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fixe magazine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad bike photography'/><title type='text'>Least Black Metal magazine since Highlights for Children</title><summary type='text'>

It's not so much that there's a lot wrong with "fixed-gear culture," it's just that there isn't much that's right. For example, this magazine cover has only two things about it that are actually black metal: the photograph is taken at dusk (presumably) and it is taken in the woods. Everything else is subject to a horrible critique, but today, I'll focus on the 100% lack of ambition with the </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7932022961699071481' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7932022961699071481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7932022961699071481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/12/least-black-metal-magazine-since.html' title='Least Black Metal magazine since Highlights for Children'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/Sx6AVWZb_cI/AAAAAAAAASA/0RrkiB1gLck/s72-c/poser.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-3999662714661542881</id><published>2009-12-01T11:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T11:12:46.799-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New URL!</title><summary type='text'>http://asstokick.blogspot.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=3999662714661542881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3999662714661542881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3999662714661542881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-url.html' title='New URL!'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-587574108647416024</id><published>2009-11-30T17:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T17:40:31.118-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='santa on fire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inspiration'/><title type='text'>Total Inspiration</title><summary type='text'> 


Man, I would've classified this as a win.
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</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=587574108647416024' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/587574108647416024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/587574108647416024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/11/total-inspiration.html' title='Total Inspiration'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SxRzTWNH21I/AAAAAAAAAR0/YG32lAozjg4/s72-c/santa_fail' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-4388150960367159038</id><published>2009-11-29T11:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-29T11:40:19.717-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ass to kick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='culinary arts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bearhug'/><title type='text'>Hugging Like Bears Do</title><summary type='text'>

Ryan from BEAR HUG came over yesterday for a drawing/hang out session. You probably heard them if you attended the Mass Art Iron Pour this past Halloween season, or if you attend a lot of Boston DIY hardcore/punk shows. Bear Hug rules, and I've been asked by them to do some illustration work for an upcoming release.  I'm not going to try and give away anything about their concepts, but here are</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=4388150960367159038' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4388150960367159038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4388150960367159038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/11/hugging-like-bears-do.html' title='Hugging Like Bears Do'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SxLLJfMZSSI/AAAAAAAAARU/5j1LVJzjRsg/s72-c/livingroom.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-1980746128016978665</id><published>2009-11-22T14:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T14:27:59.178-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ass to kick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='issue 6'/><title type='text'>Issue 6 blogged!</title><summary type='text'>

My friend Masha recently made a post about Issue 6 on her blog, Multum in Parvo. She even photographed her favorite spread with her webcam for it! the beginning of the month I had about 20 copies made. Now, I have over 40 left in stock. If you'd like an issue, e-mail me or find me! Thanks for the support, Masha! Check her blog out for more awesome posts about stuff she likes. She's cool.</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=1980746128016978665' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1980746128016978665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1980746128016978665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/11/issue-6-blogged.html' title='Issue 6 blogged!'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/Swm6v8o3I5I/AAAAAAAAARM/oimneFETB1M/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-3210750605305831989</id><published>2009-11-20T21:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T21:10:09.074-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ass to kick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='papercut zine library'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='democracy center'/><title type='text'>Papercut 'Zine Library yard sale - this Sunday!</title><summary type='text'>There's no digital flier kicking around, but this Sunday is the Papercut Zine Library indoor yard sale. It is from 11 am to 4 pm at 45 mt. Auburn Street in Harvard Sq. There are over 15 vendors signed up! Holy crap! Each seller has given a donation to Papercut in exchange for the ability to sell a bunch of cheap awesome stuff, so come by and grab that crap! 

Additionally, I will be there with </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=3210750605305831989' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3210750605305831989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3210750605305831989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/11/papercut-zine-library-yard-sale-this.html' title='Papercut &apos;Zine Library yard sale - this Sunday!'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7524353542855846955</id><published>2009-08-12T13:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-12T13:17:31.864-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Observation</title><summary type='text'>Vik Muniz - Clown skullSkull and Banana (Powell Peralta parody deck) - Artist -??? Made for Mark Gonzalez, Blind SkateboardsErwin Wurm - Skull and Bananas</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7524353542855846955' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7524353542855846955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7524353542855846955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/08/observation.html' title='Observation'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-3953425310926827445</id><published>2009-05-04T18:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-04T18:32:06.470-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ubuweb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='neodada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alter modernism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='karawane'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='data art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='netart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bill viola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='per ubu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ascii'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='web 1.0'/><title type='text'>ASCII</title><summary type='text'>ASCII generated image of found image file of Hugo Ball's Dada poem KarawaneIn the past couple weeks Ryan and I have been fooling around with ASCII images. For those of you don't know  what ASCII art is, here's a little history lesson. There was a time on the internet before graphic cards were good enough to render certain image files (i.e. anything above a low-quality GIF and certainly not  JPEG)</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=3953425310926827445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3953425310926827445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3953425310926827445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/05/ascii.html' title='ASCII'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/Sf-UjVUZ2zI/AAAAAAAAANU/zPPH02LPJik/s72-c/karawane_ascii.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-6653875871198586812</id><published>2009-04-28T16:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-28T16:31:27.299-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alleghany'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smfa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='park'/><title type='text'>So yeah,  attn: SMFA</title><summary type='text'>View Larger MapThis is a GMaps satellite view of the SMFA mission hill building. I talked with my friend Terrance today. He said there was a park behind this building that SMFA apparently owns and nobody knows about. I guess it's the park that's "92 Alleghany" and it's apparently a decent-size space.It's begging to be used for an extended guerilla art project. Any takers?</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=6653875871198586812' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/6653875871198586812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/6653875871198586812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/04/so-yeah-attn-smfa.html' title='So yeah,  attn: SMFA'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7049153471781016494</id><published>2009-04-27T11:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T11:31:46.191-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad ideas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gmail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poor taste'/><title type='text'>New e-mail address</title><summary type='text'>If anyone wants to know, my new e-mail address is smart.benjaminsmart.benjamin5@gmail.com because I have run out of good sense. </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7049153471781016494' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7049153471781016494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7049153471781016494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-e-mail-address.html' title='New e-mail address'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7118453921613792840</id><published>2009-04-24T15:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-24T15:48:13.790-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ass to Kick update</title><summary type='text'>This image is not from Ass to Kick, but it is a koala drinking from a garden sprinkler. That is awesome.I've printed up 115 copies of Issue Four of Ass to Kick! I have left stacks at Oxfam Cafe at Tufts, Papercut Zine Library's free box, and Orchard Skateshop. If you want one, you can also ask me (trades are appreciated!)Upcoming AtK goodness:STICKERS! Two different types! These are in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7118453921613792840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7118453921613792840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7118453921613792840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/04/ass-to-kick-update.html' title='Ass to Kick update'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SfJBYfGnJkI/AAAAAAAAAM0/o4VvLwUPh3o/s72-c/koala-drinks2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7925432299873404994</id><published>2009-04-15T10:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-15T10:46:00.552-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stuff I got going on</title><summary type='text'>RIGHT NOW: the first 50 copies of Ass to Kick 4 have hit the streets. I'm going to try and make another 100 this weekend, so find me soon if you want a copy.SUNDAY 4/19: At 12:55 I'm giving a lecture at the Boston skill share regarding camera theory and operation. It's 1.5 hours of nerdy fun. Check out the website.WEEKEND OF MAY 9: SMFA Sidewalk Sale!  I'll be having a table chock full of stuff </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7925432299873404994' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7925432299873404994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7925432299873404994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/04/stuff-i-got-going-on.html' title='Stuff I got going on'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-500352833934509119</id><published>2009-03-26T18:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-26T19:22:25.445-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='qr code'/><title type='text'>QR Codes</title><summary type='text'>Similar to bar codes, QR Codes are another form of storing information in graphic form. Also like barcodes, QR codes are scanned by a mechanism, then de-coded to deliver various forms of information: numbers/letters/other characters, as well as binary code (up to 3k!]. This includes things such as phone numbers, or URLs, or gibberish.What makes QR Codes especially more fun is that you can use </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=500352833934509119' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/500352833934509119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/500352833934509119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/03/qr-codes.html' title='QR Codes'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-3179308385871750187</id><published>2009-03-14T15:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-15T07:56:25.612-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='segway'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roomba'/><title type='text'>IT'S CALLED A "PERSONAL TRANSPORTER"</title><summary type='text'>I think it's easier to read if I don't embed each video. All links pop into a new window.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=3179308385871750187' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3179308385871750187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3179308385871750187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/03/its-called-personal-transporter.html' title='IT&apos;S CALLED A &quot;PERSONAL TRANSPORTER&quot;'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-5594756551248239503</id><published>2009-03-01T17:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-01T17:17:04.323-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='butt hole road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='google maps'/><title type='text'>LOL: Butt Hole Road</title><summary type='text'>THIS IS AWESOME. [link to blog article at A Welsh View]Why wouldn't anyone want to live there?View Larger Map</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=5594756551248239503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/5594756551248239503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/5594756551248239503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/03/lol-butt-hole-road.html' title='LOL: Butt Hole Road'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/Saszbt5cUzI/AAAAAAAAAJI/errP2Ycy1cg/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-2061265862332582781</id><published>2009-02-22T20:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-22T21:01:51.863-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dildo'/><title type='text'>In case my Mom reads my blog, congratulations: your second oldest son is very immature.</title><summary type='text'>In my ongoing series of funny stuff to do with maps (BUCKET OF BLOOD STREET FTW) I got something to present today that you may have seen already. If not, prepare to have your mind friggin' blown.The town has a fast-growing tourist industry. It offers picturesque scenery, several bed and breakfasts, the Dildo Museum interpretive centre, the Historic Dildo Days celebration in August, the First Cod </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=2061265862332582781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2061265862332582781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2061265862332582781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/02/in-case-my-mom-reads-my-blog.html' title='In case my Mom reads my blog, congratulations: your second oldest son is very immature.'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SaIr9J08hDI/AAAAAAAAAJA/2BpsmtYGIgw/s72-c/title3.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7874979750740126067</id><published>2009-02-16T18:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T19:05:44.274-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skanking'/><title type='text'>puh puh puh puhpuh pick it up</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7874979750740126067' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7874979750740126067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7874979750740126067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/02/puh-puh-puh-puhpuh-pick-it-up.html' title='puh puh puh puhpuh pick it up'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-693773182846696680</id><published>2009-02-13T12:47:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T12:48:50.059-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='handmaiden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='melinda go'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doesn&apos;t change facial expressions'/><title type='text'>Melinda Go doesn't change facial expressions</title><summary type='text'>She really never does.You should check this out, too.</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=693773182846696680' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/693773182846696680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/693773182846696680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/02/melinda-go-doesnt-change-facial.html' title='Melinda Go doesn&apos;t change facial expressions'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SZXcYJxjH1I/AAAAAAAAAIg/vuAJNW84NpY/s72-c/gomelinda.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-2518478361380971069</id><published>2009-02-09T12:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T12:23:38.308-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Flickr updates!</title><summary type='text'>I've been adding more and more stuff to my flickr over the past few weeks. All three issues of Ass to Kick are viewable there!LINK</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=2518478361380971069' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2518478361380971069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2518478361380971069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/02/flickr-updates.html' title='Flickr updates!'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-2076163642323172247</id><published>2009-01-21T12:27:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T12:34:43.449-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ass to kick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='metal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flickr'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='punk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illustration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hardcore punk'/><title type='text'>Ass to Kick 3</title><summary type='text'>The new issue of my 'zine, Ass to Kick has been released! E-mail me for info on how to get a copy. The 'zine is about 14 pages filled with drawings dealing with the usual themes: metal, punk rock, hardcore punk, and getting awesome as hell. Also, I'm slowly working on uploading some illustrations of mine to my Flickr stream. Check the gnarliness out!</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=2076163642323172247' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2076163642323172247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/2076163642323172247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2009/01/ass-to-kick-3.html' title='Ass to Kick 3'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SXeFYNaMJ5I/AAAAAAAAAGY/fywrwcj9Gog/s72-c/milo666.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-4966934713416751134</id><published>2008-12-31T20:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T12:36:09.830-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='street'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mission hill'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alleghany'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bucket of blood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boston'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new mexico'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='google maps'/><title type='text'>Alleghany Street - a mystery</title><summary type='text'>If you were to go from 180 Alleghany street to 2 Alleghany street, you'd probably assume all you'd have to do is go straight down the street. Not true. Alleghany Street is on Mission Hill in Boston, near my school and in the neighborhood I live in. I can explain.180 Alleghany is actually the end of a driveway. Behind it is a park where stone was quarried some eons ago. After the quarry is another</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=4966934713416751134' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4966934713416751134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/4966934713416751134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/12/alleghany-street-mystery.html' title='Alleghany Street - a mystery'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SXeHNeFzJII/AAAAAAAAAGg/CepErPMxJIs/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7166435711873220719</id><published>2008-12-18T12:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-18T12:55:48.023-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Flickor</title><summary type='text'>I finally bought flickr pro for myself. I had run out of room on my account, and considered that a sign. Even though I'm not shooting obsessively, it's nice to be able to show people stuff.Here's a link to my photostream.BONUS: I added this video to my youtube channel the other day.</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7166435711873220719' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7166435711873220719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7166435711873220719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/12/flickor.html' title='Flickor'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-9003900365412014537</id><published>2008-12-17T14:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T14:26:52.697-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ass to Kick update!</title><summary type='text'>I just dropped off a stack of 15 or so fresh copies of Ass to Kick 2 at Orchard Skateshop. Go ahead and get 'em, and since you're there, pick up some of their stuff from their MASSIVE sale (ends 12/29) or donate some money to the Charles River skatepark. That right there is a new logo for Ass to Kick 3. I tried putting an umlaut over the thing, but it just didn't read well enough. I need content,</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=9003900365412014537' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/9003900365412014537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/9003900365412014537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/12/ass-to-kick-update.html' title='Ass to Kick update!'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SUl7Qglf1DI/AAAAAAAAAFw/Zwn_FX2f8qY/s72-c/atk3_logo_72_noumlat.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-864883530739176438</id><published>2008-12-09T13:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T13:35:10.510-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New Lulu book</title><summary type='text'>Remember my 2006 Lulu Book, Book? No? Oh.Well, here's my second Lulu Book project. It's called Post-Primaries and is a coloring book of contemporary art. It is a not-for-profit art project meaning that I do not make money off of any sold copies of the book: each copy is purchased at-cost plus shipping.It's black and white, 40 pages, and full of awesomeness. All art is credited and there is a 2.5 </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=864883530739176438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/864883530739176438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/864883530739176438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/12/new-lulu-book.html' title='New Lulu book'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-51848376893452735</id><published>2008-11-18T09:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T09:11:18.617-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Adam's Blog</title><summary type='text'>Yep, I haven't posted in months, so here's a link to my friend Adam's blog. It's awesome and updated regularly. Also, he was on failblog so he's pretty famous. You probably know him already.I've been busy with school, trying to have fun, and running BARF with my friend Siri. I've had tons of ridiculous ideas and junk, but they've found other places to go than here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=51848376893452735' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/51848376893452735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/51848376893452735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/11/adams-blog.html' title='Adam&apos;s Blog'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-1862973414685119339</id><published>2008-06-26T11:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T12:32:27.972-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pizza'/><title type='text'>Pizza</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=1862973414685119339' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1862973414685119339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1862973414685119339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/06/pizza.html' title='Pizza'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-1622564661708876554</id><published>2008-05-12T16:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T16:59:07.475-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='treadmill'/><title type='text'>CATS ON TREADMILLS</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=1622564661708876554' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1622564661708876554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1622564661708876554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/05/cats-on-treadmills.html' title='CATS ON TREADMILLS'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-1369875983040257653</id><published>2008-05-04T19:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-04T19:50:20.605-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cuties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tofutti'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='open letter'/><title type='text'>An Open Letter to Toffuti</title><summary type='text'>This is a letter I sent to Toffuti after eating a gazillion of their mint chocolate Cuties. I have not heard back from them. Enjoy!To: ToffutiFrom: BenDate: Sat, Apr 12, 2008 at 1:23 PMSubject: You guys are awesome. Seriously, I mean that.Dear Toffuti and especially the individual who reads this,I just bought a box of Toffuti Cuties for the umpteenth time. I hadbiked three miles to the grocery </summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=1369875983040257653' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1369875983040257653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/1369875983040257653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/05/open-letter-to-toffuti.html' title='An Open Letter to Toffuti'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7901315200383221672</id><published>2008-05-01T14:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-01T14:21:38.613-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='johnny rad'/><title type='text'>WOA.</title><summary type='text'>Awesome.</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7901315200383221672' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7901315200383221672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7901315200383221672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/05/woa.html' title='WOA.'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-8661385228808273100</id><published>2008-04-19T18:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T19:05:57.174-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mammoth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cloning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='open letter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><title type='text'>An Open Letter to Science</title><summary type='text'>Close, but a little more alive, plese.Dear Science,It's been a while since we've had a heart-to-heart. In fact, the only interaction with you has either been through casual conversations with non-scientists, with wikipedia, or with photographic practice. We were pretty close in high school, where I enrolled in  four honors science classes. Even though we've drifted apart, I got an urgent question</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=8661385228808273100' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/8661385228808273100'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/8661385228808273100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/04/open-letter-to-science.html' title='An Open Letter to Science'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-8668981046561118964</id><published>2008-04-15T17:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T18:21:13.449-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Awesome Videos</title><summary type='text'>I've encountered two awesome videos recently.Here they are:Coco and Ryan told me about this at Spike's Saturday night. I almost died from laughing so hard as they explained it. This video is awesome. I love dogs because their prime directive is to give not even a semblance of a fuck.Another animal video, found this week via BoingBoing. It's precious. The end is the best.</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=8668981046561118964' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/8668981046561118964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/8668981046561118964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/04/awesome-videos.html' title='Awesome Videos'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-3406611081773881296</id><published>2008-04-09T19:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T20:35:05.096-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vegan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='veganism.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TMNT'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ninjaturtles'/><title type='text'>Catastrophe</title><summary type='text'>I was in the shower the other day and had a revelation that came quite close to causing me to break down and cry, uncomforted by the warm, gentle pattering of clean water on my nude, quivering, anguished self. What was this newly discovered fact that was oh, so horrible? Well, it's not much of a shocker, just something I always knew was there but never really put it together.The Ninja Turtles are</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=3406611081773881296' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3406611081773881296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/3406611081773881296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/04/catastrophe.html' title='Catastrophe'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-5968657760298067269</id><published>2008-03-27T17:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T17:37:10.452-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cycling'/><title type='text'>don't do it.</title><summary type='text'>I hate be negative in general, especially when it comes to things I enjoy. However; human beings make decisions because there are a lot of things certain people should not do. For one reason or another, things may seem like a "bad idea." This is a completely subjective decision, of course, each person makes based on their internal experience. Unfortunately, though, sometimes it takes a little bit</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=5968657760298067269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/5968657760298067269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/5968657760298067269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/03/dont-do-it.html' title='don&apos;t do it.'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2456370000494013333.post-7453991381050436959</id><published>2008-03-23T18:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-23T18:17:52.922-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fuck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skeletons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='t-rex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mating'/><title type='text'>fucking t-rex skeletons</title><summary type='text'>this is from the wikipedia article on T-Rex.Ryan found it while he was wikipedia'ing dinosaurs when he, Tess, and I were at work. To quote Abel when I told him: "did you see that under the article for Fucking Awesome?"This photograph has changed my life.</summary><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2456370000494013333&amp;postID=7453991381050436959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7453991381050436959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2456370000494013333/posts/default/7453991381050436959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://asstokick.blogspot.com/2008/03/fucking-t-rex-skeletons.html' title='fucking t-rex skeletons'/><author><name>Chunders In Charge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07844756772076695842</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uHywcoiKzNw/SwdzzBigdFI/AAAAAAAAAQs/n7O_dv76pEo/S220/sharkbeard.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
